The full roast signs into your product with an account it makes itself, walks every page and every flow, and files a screenshot-backed ticket for everything it can prove.
It makes itself a throwaway account on your site: name, email, password, the flow you assume works. Verification, empty states, first-run screens, all of it gets used for real.
Signup, search, checkout, settings, the forms in between. It presses on until something gives, then screenshots what gave.
Every page it can reach gets what your homepage got: a full-page map with every finding marked where it lives.
Each finding cites a named law of UX and carries a severity, a screenshot and a concrete fix with an effort estimate. No vibes.
Every finding exports to Jira or Linear pre-written, and the whole report is a link you can hand to your team.
One re-roast included. Ship your fixes, run it again, watch the list shrink.
| the free roast | the full roast | |
|---|---|---|
| Pages read | 1 | every page it can reach |
| Flows walked | none, it only looks | signup to checkout, end to end |
| Accounts | none | makes its own |
| Evidence maps | one | one per page |
| Findings | the loudest few | everything it can prove |
| Tickets | no | Jira and Linear, pre-written |
| Re-roast after fixes | no | one included |
If the full roast tells you nothing you didn’t already know, reply to the report email and keep your money. The free roast already refuses to invent findings when a page is clean; this is the same policy with $49 on it.
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