Roast my ___

An AI agent uses your site like a first-time visitor and roasts everything that trips it up, with a screenshot for every complaint. A real browser session, not a screenshot pasted into ChatGPT.

For designers and developers, not stock pickers. An AI agent reviews your portfolio the way a hiring manager skimming forty tabs would, then tells you exactly where it loses them.

An AI agent shops your store like a real customer. It browses, adds to cart, starts checkout, and roasts every point of friction between a visitor and a completed order.

An AI agent signs up for your product like a brand-new user and roasts the whole first-run experience: landing page, signup, and that first empty screen where activation goes to die.

Instant, structured feedback on your interface. An AI agent roasts your UI against named usability laws for hierarchy, contrast, states, and spacing, and shows the screenshot behind every call.

Your idea might be great. Your website is what strangers actually judge. An AI agent roasts your startup's landing page the way a skeptical first-time visitor would, in the ten seconds you actually get.